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Gold.

I have discovered that learning math was very important in school.

When someone says we’re all adults here

When someone refers to themself as a grown ass man

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

How do I deal with someone holding up traffic in the fast lane? It's risky because I might make other drivers mad but I get ahead of them and keep slowing down until they change lanes to go around me.

A group of friends went on a guys trip. All 6 of them accidentally left their phones at home.

I go to the gym to stay young and fit

In the movie The Vow with Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum, Rachel McAdams wakes up in the hospital with amnesia, and Channing Tatum says "I'm your husband". She gets all upset and says I don't know you, you're not my husband

When Joe Rogan was the host of Fear Factor, the grand prize was $50,000, and you had to drink a bucket of pig snot.

Rich celebrities get a DUI and nobody can believe it. "I can't believe so and so got a DUI, they have so much money, they could have ubered, don't they have a driver...

Getting old is awesome. No it really is. "Hey, we’re going cliff diving!" 2 in the morning on a Friday- "We're going to Vegas!"

Everyone kept saying I should grow a pair.

TV used to have porn and slow motion. Now we have neither.

Deep fake videos seem like a terrible thing, but they’re actually great.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Those people that don't pull out of their parking spot right away?

My name is Richard, but you can call me Dick.

Every morning I spend about 10 minutes searching for lady's lingerie and bathing suits